Thursday, March 29, 2007

Rule #9: The one true way to get back your fans? Giant Laser Shooting Robot.

Count me in on the Michael Jackson is Awesome fanclub.

Plans are in the works for a 50 Foot Robot replica of the King of Pop himself. Yes, that's right, a 50 Foot Robot that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

It would be a promotional statue in full view of "incoming planes into Las Vegas." That means the first thing you saw as you flew into Sin City would be a giant replica Jacko doll. At least most people don't bring kids to Vegas.. I mean imagine the fear they'd have.

Jackson is considering doing a show in Vegas, complete with human cyborgs that are controlled by the audience.

Audience Controlled Cyborgs? 50 Foot Robots? Count me in if it ever happens. I can check out the new Skywalk while I'm there.