Thursday, March 29, 2007

Rule #9: The one true way to get back your fans? Giant Laser Shooting Robot.

Count me in on the Michael Jackson is Awesome fanclub.

Plans are in the works for a 50 Foot Robot replica of the King of Pop himself. Yes, that's right, a 50 Foot Robot that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

It would be a promotional statue in full view of "incoming planes into Las Vegas." That means the first thing you saw as you flew into Sin City would be a giant replica Jacko doll. At least most people don't bring kids to Vegas.. I mean imagine the fear they'd have.

Jackson is considering doing a show in Vegas, complete with human cyborgs that are controlled by the audience.

Audience Controlled Cyborgs? 50 Foot Robots? Count me in if it ever happens. I can check out the new Skywalk while I'm there.

2 comments:

cc said...

He should be able to get Homeland Security in on the financing of that thing. Perhaps the Jackobot could help protect us from the rogue state terrorist nuclear electro-magnetic pulse boats that Gingrich is warning us about...

mattjustmull said...

The robot will be an unlimited money maker. All he has to do is rent the face out. For 10 grand we'll replace Micheal's face with yours. Then there would be a 50 foot robot YOU in Vegas.