If you were a terrorist, where would you strike?
New York? Been there, done that.
Los Angeles? So Hollywood.
Chicago? Nahhhh.
Indiana? Damn right!.
Statue of Liberty? No.
Insect Zoo? Yes.
Empire State Building? No.
Bourbon Festival? Yes.
Thank Goodness we have the National Infrastructure Protection Plan out there to protect us from harms way, ya know, the plan that ranks a Kangaroo Conservation Area the same as it rates, say, the Sears Tower, because a weighting system for each site doesn't exist.
Five years after 9/11, and now they are cutting budgets to New York and Washington, D.C. and giving the money to... Indiana.
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My favorite is that Nebraska boasts more terrorist targets than California. Some of those targets include "Tackle Shop" and "Donut Shop".
HEY, if some terrorist took those out then how would we be able to catch our fish and locate our law enforcement?
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